Smartarse?

How did I get here?
a strange journey.

My entry into the digital world was through Digital Communications for the Military and then the creation of the British Army extranet, which became the mandated Defence solution for communications over the internet.

Before all that I was an advanced parachute Instructor  and an Air Despatcher, weird career path.

Massive Projects

Business Focused

Agile Development

Startups

Everything you & your website could need.

I understand how annoying it can be when things don’t work as they should, I’ll fix it and tell you how not to break it again.

A Smartarse on your team

I sometimes annoy myself.

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With over two decades of experience in the field, I bring a rich tapestry of knowledge and hands-on involvement in a diverse range of projects. Throughout my extensive career, I’ve encountered a myriad of scenarios, honing my skills to navigate through the intricacies of web development and problem-solving. It’s safe to say that there are few situations I haven’t tackled before. My background spans a wide spectrum of projects, providing me with a comprehensive understanding of the industry’s nuances. This seasoned expertise allows me to approach challenges with a well-rounded perspective, drawing from a vast reservoir of past experiences to find effective and innovative solutions. In an ever-evolving landscape, my adaptability and deep-rooted familiarity with diverse projects serve as valuable assets, ensuring a seasoned and reliable approach to any task at hand.

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Once I have successfully resolved the issues, I will provide you with a detailed report outlining the steps taken to fix the issues. This report serves as a valuable resource, empowering you with the knowledge and understanding needed to address similar issues in the future. My goal is not only to fix the immediate problems but also to equip you with the tools and insights to maintain a smooth and trouble-free website.

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When it comes to boosting your website’s performance, I got you covered! Before I dive into making any changes, I always start by checking out how your site’s doing right now. Think of it like taking a ‘before’ picture at the gym. This benchmark gives us a clear snapshot of where your website stands performance-wise. Then, as I work my magic to speed things up and make everything run smoother, we’ll have a ‘after’ picture to compare. It’s like seeing the results of a workout, but for your website! This way, you can actually see and feel the difference in how your site performs, and we’ve got the numbers to prove it.

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One location spread
across the entire planet.

My garden office is in a very leafy part of Wiltshire a few miles from Salisbury. I’m surrounded by fields and nature and have plenty to inspire me. I also like gadgets so always slightly ahead of the curve.

It’s a good environment to ‘Get Shit Done’, the Fibre Broadband line helps as well.

Screens

Keyboards

Millenium Falcon

You Could Just Read This

These aren’t just some random quotes that I like, they are how I operate, I’ve even got a few of them framed on the wall and one of them is on my favourite mug.